All of my fucks
have been given. There are none left. I cannot give a fuck until the next shipment arrives, and I’ll restock the shelves when I give a fuck.
If you had chosen a career in porn, you'd be like...
because you'd never turn anyone on.
I've never realized this about myself
I can’t stand unprofessional people (in their professional environment I mean, I don’t have a stick *that* far up my ass). This only occurred to me recently with the help of my chemistry teacher. He’s a 40-50 years old, roughly 5”, about as horizontal as he is vertical, ex-military man who’s been in education for decades. Why does he send emails like a thoughtless...
There seems to be a misconception that it’s disrespectful to expose a flawed idea. I think it’s disrespectful to assume someone can’t handle the truth.
The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar...
lxandlg: it was tense.
Activate the Mechanism!: Wisconsin Gov. Walker... →
abaldwin360: by Louis Weisberg | wisconsingazette.com A commissioner on the board that makes final decisions in cases involving workplace discrimination says Wisconsin law does not prohibit anti-gay harassment on the job. Her two fellow commissioners strongly disagree. Laurie McCallum, who was recently…
That awkward moment
When you wake up to 50 notifications on Grindr and you almost consider turning your blog into porn. This can't be emotionally healthy but I feel so damn pretty... for once
This is a walking taco. Reblog if you care.
apenguinsmind: 97% of the people won’t reblog this. Be the 3% who care. The people of Hungry need your help; reblog the taco
An ominous thing to say in the Wizarding World:
“I just want everyone to see my Thestral.”
When Donna faints from her memories
extrovertedlies: But then the Doctor says everything’s fine and she’s just sleeping