WHY AREN’T YOU HARD DO YOU KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE THAT I PICKED YOU I WILL MURDER YOUR FAMILY EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WILL BURN TELL ME I’M PRETTY
the weird feeling
Do you ever get the feeling that you haven’t heard from an internet friend for so long because they died? Or am I a special kind of neurotic?
A Positive; because blood has been spilt to bring...
This may come across as dark or cynical, but I honestly think there is a potential bright side to the Wall Street sit-in protests that is independent of the cause they fight for… an unexpected and profound positive could arise from this! But bear in mind when I say positive, I mean a step in the right direction. The situation’s still pretty dark. For the last 10 years, New...
I've been Sorted!
Suck it bitches I made it into the one house that MATTERS
When someone sees all the food on your plate and...
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Why Conservatives Confuse Me
I’m confused; young men and women are asked to sacrifice their lives in defense of freedom, but when a woman wants to make a choice, suddenly embryonic life is more sacred than freedom.
Mr. Lessenberry: It took a couple more months, but the doctors finally did allow him to be taken off life support.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian: And what a brutal way he went.
Mr. Lessenberry: Brutal?
Dr. Jack Kevorkian: Brutal. Think about it. Is it really any different than what the Germans did in Nazi Germany?
Mr. Lessenberry: Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You want me to print that?
Dr. Jack Kevorkian: Print what you want.
Mr. Lessenberry: We're talking about hospitals, not Nazis.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian: They do the same thing, starving people to death. They cut off their feeding and their water and they let them die. And it's all legal. The United States Supreme Court has validated the Nazi method of execution.
Mr. Lessenberry: You obviously don't approve of the current method.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian: No, I don't. Do you? Starving people to death? No, I don't think so. It's inhumane. If a person's allowed to die, then you inject them, painlessly and quickly. You don't let them wither away. It's inconceivable. It's unspeakable.
Mr. Lessenberry: What would you charge for this type of procedure?
Dr. Jack Kevorkian: You don't charge people for something like this. What's wrong with you?
The Fight that was always Meant to Be
The woman who lived vs The boy who lived WHO WILL SURVIVE? WHO WILL ENDURE THE MOST HEAD SHOTS? NOW FIGHT! FIGHT FOR MY AMUSEMENT!
abeauty-halfbetrayed asked: LMFAO. That's pretty freaking hilarious(:
I've had an issue with my roommate
He keeps drinking my orange juice. I cannot stand for this, so I left him a note. “I suck dick and I backwash.”
90% of the things I say aren’t going to be as smart as what you started following me for; you have been warned! Side note, I can’t believe I got reblogged by LadyAtheist
Why I can't like Glee
I honestly feel like I’d made some progress fighting the assumptions people have about gay people, at least in my neck of the woods. Admittedly, I fulfill a fair amount of the stereotypes, but I have a low set speaking voice, dress casually, and I don’t hit on straight guys, and you’d be amazed how often I hear “wow I’d never have guessed.” That phrase is my...
Dear Asshole in my Biology Lecture
Maybe the obesity issue in America isn’t as simple as “they’re all lazy.” I think it might be a little more complicated than that. Maybe decreased exercise is the only logical step for a society that capitalizes on information, rather than production or extracting raw materials. Maybe it’s the consequence of lower calorie healthier foods being more expensive than...
"I'm being persecuted." No, equality is the just...
When a person or group that used to be treated as special is suddenly treated equally, the reaction is to feel oppressed. From their perspective, the movement toward fairness seems unfair. That’s why we have white people complaining about racism, men complaining about sexism, straight people complaining about having homosexuality “forced” onto them, and Christians...
you're tearing this boyband apart!: glee-actions... →
adequategatsby: oh i know how to beat sue i’ll throw glitter at her OH MY GOD DARREN CRISS THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL what the fuck is this show seriously santana/blaine tho once again, what is this show? what am i watching what seriously i don’t why is it raining all of the sudden? rachel berry has…
I’d like to be considered nurturing, but I’m always terrified that because I’m a man the gesture would be misunderstood.
Have you ever suddenly become self-conscious about something, and then immediately start noticing it in other people?
... or am I just especially horrible?
When you watch Torchwood there is a warning at the very beginning that some...– John Barrowman (via y0wza)