All the blogs I follow seem to be dead.
how to kiss
conversationparade: [step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like 90% that thing [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length [step 3] move in for the kill
skulls-arts-n-farts: Artist: Skulltopus
I'm the person that reads your tags.
All of them.
The Tumblr fetish for gay men: it’s not creepy that you like same-sex fuckery, it’s creepy when you try to rationalize it with your straight pairings. “Holy shit they brushed elbows EXACTLY like two people who pine for each other’s dicks!” If you just said “I want to see these two men fuck because it makes my moistens my vagina (or gets my dick up),”...
If the multiverse theory is correct, then in the...
But they can all fuck off, because our universe has Harry Potter.
you come beating like moth's wings:... →
maozedongisnotcool: Tumblr has an awful victimization problem. And of course by victimization I mean people who exploit hardships they or others face, or even invoke specificities of their own identity in a conversation where these specificities don’t belong (e.g. telling someone to suck…
Chernobullshit Diaries: The Actual Review
You know what? I’ll do it. I’ll suspend my disbelief. I will accept that, for the purposes of the story, radiation is magical and turns people into super-powerful cannibal mutants. Sure, that would take a phenomenal number of very specific mutations (in addition, many multitudes of mutations would have to *not* occur), but whatever, I’ll buy it. You know what’s harder to...
Chernobyl Diaries: A Review