July 2012
Daily Community: Daily Community's Top 5 episodes... →
dailycommunity:
Its totally my opinion, but i thought it’d be nice to make a list of my favorite episodes from this past season. Feel free to disagree!
5: Studies in Modern Movement
Definitely more of a conventinal episode compared to the rest of this season. It advanced the plot wonderfully, and also…
June 2012
legendofleda:
well i just learned a good way to trick/embarrass someone
tell them, “the arm you masturbate the most is the hairiest”
and they’ll immediately look at one of their arms
i just did it to like
4 people
omg
“Moon landing was real. Evolution exists. Tax cuts lose revenue. The research has...”
– Austan Goolsbee, on the idea that tax cuts will pay for themselves by improving the economy. (via theatlantic)
endofunctor:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
nintendoggystyle:
what if birds screamed instead of chirping
On the phrase "special snowflake,"
There isn’t a single person on Tumblr who doesn’t feel like they’re a “special snowflake,” because that’s the exact mindset it takes to run a blog.
Find a better insult. For the love of god. Find a better insult. You sound like mean middle school girls; mature enough to have discovered how to sate your sadism, too immature to be witty about it.
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dancing-painted-bears:
Straight White Male: The Lowest Difficulty Setting There Is – Whatever
historicalslut:
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activismandsnaps:
“Dudes. Imagine life here in the US — or indeed, pretty much anywhere in the Western world — is a massive role playing…
Whoa this is the best thing ever
Watchwiiseemonkeeyy:
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tomfletcherscats:
this video is actually my favorite thing in the entire world and nothing can ever top it.
still my favorite thing
omg i want to be woken up like this
woah fantastic
hello new alarm
PeRFECT
also how Dave wakes up his bro every morning(or...
How do you make holy water?
Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it.
